A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But
the Custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
since she had brought the children into this world, she should
retain
custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The
judge
asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of
silence, the
man rose from his chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a
Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, but the man won!
