What I've Learned From Dating

last SG · 2004-06-13T23:34:32+00:00

Gosh I must protest against the *original* post. Don't think I am dysfunctional, ugly, overweight with emotional baggage or a boring prude. Neither am I slu...

The Hobbit SG

For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.

Here is what I have learned.

-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.

-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.

-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.

-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.

-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.

-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly"

Infernal Affairs SG

Very Happy

Hobbit Da ge, jus 2 let u know... ur posting nv fail to bring me laughter... it actually helps lift me frm depression as i been feelin down lately..

parn SG

Hahaha...hey Hobbit...this is a really good post! Laughing

elmoloveyou SG

Laughing Quite true in general...it does apply to some gals Wink

my_name_is_Natasha SG

HA HA HA....if me not wrong, first time Hobbit in Aunt Agony Laughing

Not all gals are like dat mah....

-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.

some men also like dat what.... Laughing

no_speeding SG

I juz wanna be frends could mean that you are not rich enough...
Shocked

wuming78 SG

so u r saying all datable and ok women will be attached as soon as they reach the shelf? Mr. Green

sgboy2004 SG

power sia….Croco no gf leh….u can recommend???

gerrykoh SG

ya, guess all the pretty ones get snapped up very quickly. Some girls stay single cos they want to focus on career, so no time to socialise. U should be happy that the married ones are willing to be matchmakers. It beats staying at home alone!

parn SG

Focus on career = You are not good enough for me.
No time to socialise = I'm waiting for a richer guy.

Regarding matchmaking....rather die at home also don't want to go. Laughing

M©+square SG

Hmmm...... Cool

Devil1976 SG

All the 'funny things'...? Rolling Eyes

edwinSSM SG

Wahhaha.... heng ah... no one said that to me yet... whahahah... U just made my day!!! Thanks HOBBIT!!!

The Hobbit SG

what have i done actually?

FireIce SG

sunsa*****es

simi lai eh?

sgFish SG

basket. i'm ugly

Ogbunwezeh SG

Actually not really applied tat u r ugly, its juz as simple as there is no chemistry between each other, juz be friend enough.

deathscythe99 SG

Platonic friendship ya mean? Razz

parn SG

One-sided friendship. Laughing

deathscythe99 SG

Yea....wonder why gals think it ACTUALLY exists Rolling Eyes ....but it doesnt! I mean...in theory it does la... Confused