Pumpy boi boi (or ger ger) - look here, today I asked my gf to
give some advise. I suggest u go find a gf. Explore her body, wah -
once you do that, "Shoik" man, you become addicted to it ah, I tell
u. Esp the char-bo 2 nei-nei ahh, very electricfying one leh. 1 is
negatively charged and the other positively charged. your 2 hand
hold tight-tight ah, wah lieow, sieow lieow man! I garantee u will
not go for man again ah. Wat so good about wearing char-bo undies
& playing koo-koo jiao? Char-bo one more tok-kong ah. 
Take my advise, no need go see doctor or eat medicine one lah, all
bluff one. Char-bo is the answer to this world problem 