FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman
looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an
even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies
an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" .
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care"
You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and
arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean
that she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
stay
content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying
you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
often
used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow".
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big
trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it
is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be
careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A
LOT. This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks A
Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have
offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
"Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"
as she
will only tell you "Nothing".
