Masturbation isnt good for me, man.
To masturbate is to do what a dog does man.
A dog licks its genitals in public, that
means guys must not masturbate in private.
Why? Cause NS teaches you to be a human being man, before NS, I
think I was a dog!
Masturbation throws away my concentration man, especially while I'm
driving. One gotta have direction man, a piece of metal, if stroked
continuously by a magnet in the same direction, will be polarised
to North and South, yeah remember that, dont have to look at ya
penis to see two shiny partitions, just take ya leather shoe and
shine them hard...
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Man, my Father hides porno photos inside insurance documents, hey I
wonder why? I threw those printer-printed out paper pornos, but I
cant figure out why? after that, I found out how complicated this
world is, and for me to attempt to understand and grasp everything
and every mail document, I just had to laugh out. I honestly think
that when a guy sends another guy porno, that is the most
affectionate thing to do. Some guys think porno is bad, some guys
are immune to porno, I think porno got an effect on me, and I hate
it man, cause I used to watch so much porno, man, I think I must be
desperate for affection! And to think that some shithead wanted to
bomb my "place", thank heavens for the "guard" to check up, good
grief, whoever those insane people out there, you better watch out,
you son-of-a-dogs, no good mad bombers.
