How to take over the world

pocketpig II SG

22. How to make a fertilizer bomb

Ingredients:

Newspaper
Fertilizer (the chemical kind)
Cotton
Diesel fuel

Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it. Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet so don't do it in an alley!!

Psycho V SG

Worry not, PocketPig, i hav sent my locust swarms to China liao. Soon dey will b beggin' us 4 food. hur hur hur .... Cool

pocketpig II SG

why didn’t i think of that…

Honeybunz SG

Because you're a pig mah!~~~

Laughing

pocketpig II SG

Originally posted by pocketpig II:
[b]why didn't i think of that...

Because you're a pig mah!~~~

Laughing [/b]why didn't i realise that~~~~

solidus SG

You still haven’t show us your magnificent plan?

pocketpig II SG

first i am going to build a underground installation in each country, then i am going to challenge the soccer players of each country to live in the installation for 1 month, after that i will claim that i have kidnap them and i will get the ransom from the countries. viola!!! i have kidnap people without kidnapping them!!!

wd5585 SG

haaa…bo liao…

baBy^JIa SG

aiyo...
like dat ar...it will take ages b4 u get to "take over the world"

pocketpig II SG

i’m a young pig

Psycho V SG

i think i gonna withdraw my partnership... Neutral

Honeybunz SG

For the ransom, how much are you looking at? And who is going to pay you the ransom? As for the mode of payment, do you accept NETS? Neutral

pocketpig II SG

i will make a swiss roll account and they will put the money into my account, then i shall take over the world

Honeybunz SG

But how much leh???? $200,000?

Question Confused Shocked

pocketpig II SG

20 million from each country

baBy^JIa SG

wait long long oso dun have

Honeybunz SG

hey pocketpig,

how's your plan coming along? give up already?

pocketpig II SG

i have given up the plan, i have no budget

Honeybunz SG

Try to organize some fundraising campaign lah.
or go rob those flag day students on Saturday.

pocketpig II SG

why would me snatch a few bloody cans with a few coins that can’t even fetch me a piece of bread.

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