pocketpig goes to all heaven
Islamic Heaven: I kneel down in the middle of nowhere and with
millions of people and wipe the floor with my forehead. Then i see
all men and no women. Finally all the people will realise i am a
pig and point at me and shout "Babi!!"
Christian Heaven: i will get a pair of wings and a Bible then i
shall water potted plants and sing hymms and tell everyone who gone
to heaven i love them.
Hell: adultery, pillage, rock music, internet, sex, violence,
pokemon,
porno...