ok gentlemen here's de plan
Henry u will go up to his house and pretend to be a salesman.
occupy as much of his time trying to introduce some stupid useless
product to him like metal condom or a inflatable calculator.
meanwhile, chris will be downstairs keeping a look out for any
patrol cars in de area and give advance warning.
i will be pouring sand in his engine oil and jab a hole in his
radiator.
after which all 3 of us retreat to my place and go to irc #sex
where he is always around looking for free sex. chris will disguise
as a female's nick and entice him to come out and meet, henry will
prepare a video cam while i pretend to be HIM and call a ahqua from
changiV telling her to meet at de same place as arranged by chris
and offer her a big sum of money, on condition she does not speak a
single word until after sex.
he should still be able to ride his bike to meet the so-called irc
ger, upon reaching we would have been ambushed ready to film it all
down. den the ahqua will do her work which we gladly record down.
after that is done she would wan her payment, which obviously he
did not expect to pay and much less fuck an ahqua, but we would
have de film to blackmail him anyway.
cursing his bad luck he would den ride home, which would be abt
time his bike dies on him and hopefully he leaves it by the
roadside which we can den inform the police of illegal parking,
wait till the summon is issued den throw it away so he wouldn know
he got any summon and the penalty would increase for late
payment.
we den duplicate multiple copies of the video, convert it into
windows format. chris or henry would den call him to blackmail him
a sum of over $10,000 which he obviously wouldn pay but it doesn
matter, de point is to circulate de video generously across irc in
all bike channels so everybody can see wat a big fucker he is
resorting to fucking ahqua and not wanting to pay for it. den of
cos nobody would ever wanna have anything to do with him.
summon - a hundred
bike damage - a few hundred
humiliation - invaluable... priceless... and lasting!!!
so... wat do u think?
