part 2
Your Fortune Cookie says
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MOTOREX, a brand of high-performance motorcycle oils. It's
different from MotorUp, which professes to be an additive or
subtitute for normal 4T. It is named MotorUp because of several
reasons. One is, once used, your Motor will literary go UP in
smoke; Two, upon using it in your MOTOR, its time is UP... and
etc.. And now... MotorEx... Why is it named MotorEx? For the simple
reason that people who display this sticker know that someday, they
will say, "That's an Ex-Motor (As in ex-girlfriend). Yes sir... It
used to be a motorcycle before I high-sided hard enuff for it to
re-enter the atmosphere."
Next, we shall look at other stickers normally found on Suzuki
bikes.
TELEFONICA MOVISTAR. An European telecommunications company no
doubt... but it could also be a cover for Movie and Porn stars
having cybersex over the IRC. Yes! It's true, it's true... It's all
hidden in the name... 'cos they had to alter it to make it legal.
According to the registry, they were once registered as
TELE-FORNICATING MOVIE-STARS. Don't be surprised that riders of
bikes with this schema on will one day receive a phone call from J.
Lo trash talking you. And so, the hymen in your ear
ruptures...
CLARION is popularly known as a brand of car audio speakers. It is
also related to hotels, software developers and whatnots. But
ultimately, the Oracle deduces that on bikes, Clarion is actually a
nasal de-congestant for bikers. YES! It's for bikers that forget to
put their visor down, allowing fo flies, insects, sand and other
shit to fly right into the helmet and up the rider's nose.
AAAA-CHOOOOO!!
"Hey! You need CLARION and I'll sponsor it for you if you stick the
product name on your bike..." A done deal! Jesus... What's next??
Vicks Ducati? Tiger Balm Honda? Wait! I know... Axe Oil
Aprilia!
CORONA Extra is a Mexican beer. Just like Nastro Azzurro is an
Italian beer, so I guess bikes bearing this banner are in a way,
potential drink-riders on the road. While Nastro Azzurro, (See the
3rd posting of this thread) in English could mean "Nasty Asshole",
CORONA is a self-advertisement for "COckhead Riding ON A"... and
there it is... your bike. So I guess Corona on Suzuki means
Cockhead Riding on a Suzuki. Here comes the "Extra" bit. This is
only for the top koteks. People think it's an extra strong beer...
maybe it is... EXTRA COckhead Riding ON A <Your Bike>.. 'cos
the more you drink, the more of a kotek you become.
And now, Suzuki's proprietry SRAD. It's not a sponsor. It's
actually a technology that Suzuki uses. Suzuki Ram Air Direct.
Force more air into an airbox and boost the bike's power. More
power... more speed... Yeah... Vrrroooom.... And the rider realises
that the next bend is coming up fast and he was too busy reading
the speedo the see it. Which is why people says it has a double
meaning. Suzuki Riders Always Die... because the power of the Ram
Air entices them to take their eyes off the road to look at the
speedo long enuff to overshoot their braking point... So Ram-Air
riders, do keep your eyes off your dash on on the road.
So that's all I gather about stickers found on Suzooks
