2) The Cancer Prevention Bracelet
(Serious! There is such an MLM product.)
Characters:
G, MLM Salesman
A,Myself
G: Take a look at our life saver...
(Whips out a bracelet)
The Cancer Prevention Bracelet!!!
a: oh this is a charity for cancer prevention?
G: No No, not a charity, It really prevents cancer.
A: ????
G: Wear it on your wrist. And the bracelet will reflect all the
cancer causing rays around.
A: SO everyone around me gets cancer except me???
G: (Ignores my Comment) Wear it whenever you can.
A: What happens if I take it out
G: try not too lah, see, we are all wearing it
A Gazes around, sees Zombie-like multi level marketers all around
him, hands tucked. They all have that same souless expression on
their faces.
"Take him down!"
One of them shouts. A few of them start to close in on A, while the
rest of them start to chant in some weird language.
(panic...)
A: Bye guys,haha, gtg...
Cuts through the zombies,heads to the back door and Flees..
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Scripted By ViciousCycle Speaks.
All Situations on the script are entirely FICTIONAL. Any
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