Good morning Singaporeans!!! ^_^
How are you feeling today?
Disappointed by the taxi fare hike?
Still mystified and amused by James Gomez and the high ministerial
pay?
Disappointed by the 3.5% inflation rates?
Disappointed by the low CRP for Singapore GP this month?
You will receive CRP ranging from 70-200+ e-points... only. It all
depends on which phases of Singapore GP you bought. As for SP,
maybe you won't want to cash out since the sum is so...
insignificant. Some BRM will also charge you 2% for administration
in cashing out. Some will even charge you up to 7% to make a quick
buck since Singaporeans can only cash out from their BRM from this
day onwards, till CAD unfreeze SE's funds. This is in line with the
new and improved e-wallet withdrawal system which will take 14
working days.
I am proud to inform you that once again, SE has went back against
the Merchant Agreement Form and chose to give a lower CRP this
month, perhaps to silence the critics.
Perhaps the 10% global turnover in your previous agreement form
should have come with an asterix... saying JH can, at will,
manipulate the cash rebates to protect other countries merchants
and Singapore BRMs. Why can't he? He owns SE Singapore. He refuses
to release sales figures for November 2007 in Singapore.
Please do not worry for the CRP for International GPs (Em Pin) and
any OTHER countries is at 730.26 e-pts. Isn't it great to be a
foreign talent?
Forget about asking your uplines. Please kindly approach your BRM
for details. They will kindly assist you so as to use this chance
to shine and also justify their 6-digit income. However, please
expect the blame to be pushed on the following;
1. MediaCorp
2. SPH
3. MAS
4. CAD
4. All of the above
You may also want to note, BRM have been collecting GP from all
other nations since August 2006, which is to say they are not
really affected by the pathethic CRP for Singapore this month.
Should SE close down in Singapore, no worries, Se will move HQ to
Hong Kong.
Your kind BRM will also explain why even your Singapore GPs for
various phases is all DIFFERENT.
For best results, please consult the BRM who likes to post/pose on
forums and unofficial blogs in Room 7 of the Toa Payoh office. No
worries, he has more than S$250,000 at least in reserve to pay for
fines imposed by SE on his not-so-obedient merchants.
To the newly weds who bought Singapore GPs, congratulations, please
approach your kind moon lighting property agents from HSR. I am
sure 70-200+ e-points is enough to finance your housing loans for
this month, as promised by your HSR-cum-SE-property-MLM-two-in-one
agent.
To whom it may concern:
I am not so mean. I will not expose you. Maybe not yet. But, well
done. 2 offices both in Toa Payoh, sell property and GP at the same
time. Shrewd... And yes, i am killing off competition.
A very propaganda immuned and pissed off SEM...
Observer82