Official Chinese Dialect Vulgar Language Centre

last SG · 2004-03-07T08:40:16+00:00

here's one i sometimes say. "xiam ah! deng cu pah cew ceng lah!"

laurence82 SG

Hey make this topic where you can spew dialect vulgar words, but of course not at one another. Yay!

Alex Wong SG

HGG

Mr. Green

laurence82 SG

Urm, maybe we type it out in full? Then we know what you say. Mr. Green

audlenelee SG

poo boh

wuming78 SG

? think we spew oso mus explain wat they mean, esp those not-so-common ones. Wink

Alex Wong SG

HAO GAO GAN!

Mr. Green

Ah Ma SG

pubosai!!!~ Twisted Evil

FireIce SG

do u hate MLM so much tt u wanna divert the topics?

laurence82 SG

Correction, I am in MLM myself, but its been sian talking about it all the time, plus I am a Gemini, I lack concentration and focus, muahahahhaha Twisted Evil

Dudu SG

KNN!!! NNB!!! I hate you!! Muahaha. o.O

Ah Ma SG

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

laurence82 SG

Wah, Ah Ma so good wor, even better than my own Ah Ma!!!!

laurence82 SG

Pua chee bye
Pu bo kia Cool

shining_force SG

Lao Cheebye!
:Old pussy

s|nNeD SG

Shocked Shocked Shocked
respect!!!

shining_force SG

KAN NI NA BU/ KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE
The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt."

TIU/TIU LEI LO MO/TIU LEI LO MO CHAO HAI
"Tiu" is the Cantonese equivalent of the Hokkien "kan", meaning "fuck". And "tiu lei lo mo" is "fuck your old mother", and the ultimate is "tiu lei lo mo chao hai", which has the same as that thermonuclear weapon of Hokkien swearing "kan ni na bu chao chee bye". If you want to be discreet, with the right intonation "tiu lei lo mo chao lo hai" can also mean "throw your mother's smelly old shoes away".

LAN LAN (Contributed by Minglun)
(lahn-lahn)
Hokkien term which literally translates as "penis, penis". It means to have no other choice.
"Gah'men say must do, we lan lan also must do."

laurence82 SG

Xin Jiao aka Young Prick?

Hehe

laurence82 SG

Wah shining force, please contribute and "educate" us in this world of vulgarities we should have been exposed to........ Mr. Green

tibirg SG

ok thats it….im studying those right now….

laurence82 SG

Chao Chee Bye, this topic bo lang post har?