ang ku kueh SG i was standing outside ntuc fair price waiting for my mum to buy some last minute stuffs. nearby was a salesman promoting some kind of cleaning device. i was listening to his promotions and he said "blah blah blah, can clean this, this way, that way...... and if your house also got ceiling, you can use this also......" i think i was the only one who realise his mistake cos nobody had reaction.
laurence82 SG If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problems. If you are the problem, then too bad for you. Got no solution for you, only got precipitate.
milohse SG Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
[ r 0 y s t 0 n ] SG Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
nO_oNe SG There were 3 eggs in the fridge.Egg 1 whisper to Egg2,"Wei,the egg beside got hair one." Egg3 heard and said angrily, "Limpei si KIWI,not egg!"
nO_oNe SG One day Ah Beng went to a provision shop.He bought a bottle drink called “Xin Tong De Gan Jue” which cost him $9. When he drink it, he really have “Xin tong de gan jue” because it taste like “pek kun zui”!
