Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. How about
putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at
least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage,
okay? You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from
diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew
what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Ellen Glasgow
once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If
wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an
African heat wave. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be
cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet,
suicide. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking
mental midget if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a
brain tumor; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put
your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that
people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think
of it, you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
