How long is your sex session

When you are having sex, how long does it last?

1 hour? 30 minutes?

What are the activities that you do during sex? Got take pictures of each other nake? Got whip each other?

Whack each other in bed? Watch porn together?

Watch animal planet

Then she will say " oh man! oh man! ride me like a horse ride me like a horse"

Watch national geographic

Then she will say " what happen if I deforest your forest? Will it affect the growth of your standing upright coconut tree"

Watch dicovery channel

Then she will say " WOW! let's try out this myth whether it works... that is to catapult the peanut on your dick into my mouth..."

1 hour later "Myth Busted"

Watch history channel

"I'm sick of your dick"

Watch animal planet

Then she will say " oh man! oh man! ride me like a horse ride me like a horse"

Watch national geographic

Then she will say " what happen if I deforest your forest? Will it affect the growth of your standing upright coconut tree"

Watch dicovery channel

Then she will say " WOW! let's try out this myth whether it works... that is to catapult the peanut on your dick into my mouth..."

1 hour later "Myth Busted"

Watch history channel

"I'm sick of your dick"

Watch animal planet

Then she will say " oh man! oh man! ride me like a horse ride me like a horse"

Watch national geographic

Then she will say " what happen if I deforest your forest? Will it affect the growth of your standing upright coconut tree"

Watch dicovery channel

Then she will say " WOW! let's try out this myth whether it works... that is to catapult the peanut on your dick into my mouth..."

1 hour later "Myth Busted"

Watch history channel

"I'm sick of your dick"

Good one!

Watch animal planet

Then she will say " oh man! oh man! ride me like a horse ride me like a horse"

Watch national geographic

Then she will say " what happen if I deforest your forest? Will it affect the growth of your standing upright coconut tree"

Watch dicovery channel

Then she will say " WOW! let's try out this myth whether it works... that is to catapult the peanut on your dick into my mouth..."

1 hour later "Myth Busted"

Watch history channel

"I'm sick of your dick"

Wah.. i have to take my hat off.. this is real smart.. ahaha..