Man wants to buy
condom.
Salesgirl : May I hold
your penis for size ?
Man : Sure !
Salesgirl : Give him 'M'
! Wait, give him 'L' !
Wait, give him 'XL' ! Oh,
shit ! Give me a tissue !!!
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One night, a husband
can't sleep. He said : Darling, I can't sleep tonight, let's have
sex.
The wife said : Fuck you,
you think my "cibai" is a sleeping pill ?
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"Female sounds" during
sex with different sizes :
1 inch "HUH" ?
2 inch "HAAAY"
!
3 inch "OH MY"
!
4 inch "OHUUMN"
!
5-6 inch "AAHHH"
!
7-8 inch "OUUCCH"
!
9-10 inch "KAN NI NA LAA
PAAAAAAAAIN" !!!!!
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A girl looks at a man's
tattoo :-
NIKE on his
arms;
REEBOK on his
legs;
She screamed when she saw
AIDS on his penis !
Relax" he said, "When it
grows it becomes ADIDAS !"
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What does it mean when a
girl offers
PEPSI to a guy
:
P : Please
E : Enter
P : Penis
S : Slowly
I : Inside
Ahh.......
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