Sexual Jokes

last SG · 2008-11-23T06:31:09+00:00

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "Il...

4sg SG

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.

The woman started screaming, "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.

The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.

The young lady said, "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper.

After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What do you think you're doing?"

The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

wonderamazement SG

TalkToTheScreen SG

Haha. Damn funny.

sexy girls SG

seotiblizzard SG

Old joke.

shandower SG

Scania N113CRB l0v3r SG

Hahaha so funny so the doctor is enjoying his self? Using honey as s***m?

shandower SG

Drown it in cum!

Merczrox SG

Wah.that doctor grabbed the oppurtunity and enjoying himself.WTF

NuckingFuts SG

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."

The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"

deteq SG

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

who the heck is this dumb retard. lol.

NuckingFuts SG

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

lol

Q.C.Pak SG

lmao...

shandower SG

50 times to cum eh? Interesting...

Short Ninja SG

May I?

1)Who is the husband?

2)How could a bee enter a vagina and not get drowned in the first place?

3)Why use honey as a pubricant?

4)How come the Doc groped the lady's tits?

5)When is the husband going to beat the living crap out of the doctor?

NuckingFuts SG

1. Why the hell does it matter who the husband is?
2. Is your vagina always flooded?
3. So you can attract the bee out duh.
4. To get himself aroused to drown the bastard.
5. That depends on him.

kcockicht SG

dochter, i am hard

shandower SG

Honey is a good lubricant.

Merczrox SG

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

This guy is so dumb.he stupid or what.got three hot girls have sex with them ah.he no brain.this one also he dont know.he must be the stupidest guy on earth.