My friend was surfing porn 1 night when he realised the uncanny
similarity between a pornstar's privates and that slit between his
bedframe and his mattress. Deciding to give it a try, he inserted
his d1ck into the slit, and apparently it felt so good he placed a
3kg weight on the mattress to make the hole tighter, so to speak.
However, just as he was about to come, the weight fell off and
struck his crotch.
Which brings me to the question: Is he still
considered virgin? He didnt come yet??
