A man is very horny and goes into a whore house. he goes up to a
whore and tell her he wants to do something new and exciting. so
she tells him "ok, baby, how about a little 69?". he says "69?
what's that?" so she tells him "come upstairs and i'll show you".
so they go upstairs, get naked, climb on the bed and start doing
69.
After about 5 minutes, she farts. he's a little shocked, but
doesn't say anything because he's enjoying it so much. she
continues, he continues and after about 15 minutes, she farts
again. this time much bigger than the first. the guy gets really
upset, but still doesn't say anything because he's still very
turned on and enjoying his 69.
after about 10 minutes, she farts again, this time a huge
ripper, really smelly. by now he's really disgusted and throws her
off the bed, and starts getting dressed. she looks up at him and
says "what's the matter honey, didn't you enjoy 69?" and he shouts
back "Hell no! i can't take 66 more of those!!!!"
