Am I the only person who cannot achieve orgasm through sex?

RETARDED_MORON SG

The only method that does the job for me is furious masturbation.

Discuss.

QX179R SG

so you intending to make a movie out of it..

"fast & furious masturbation"

BadzMaro SG

I like the word.. furious masturbation. U must be so fast and furious that u drool and foam at ur mouth when u orgasm hor.

elementalangel SG

u gal or boy... if boy canot get orgasm.. den gg liao.. either is gal fault or dick falt liao

rainhawk87 SG

lol 1st time heard boy cant get = gg liao

" Discuss."

how many word do u need 500 words or attending 0 level?

or 2000words for A level gp?

pigsticker SG

i think so... so pls cut it off... it might improve your performance

BeRt^.^ SG

I wonder if you know
How they wank in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (wank, wank, wank)
Fast and furious (wank, wank, wank)

iSpeak SG

It's a psychological thing.

I bet you only had your first pussy recently, am I right? Wait, don't bother telling me I'm right. I know I am.

I will tell you the two primary factors behind your predicament, assuming your partner is reasonably attractive and does not possess the looks of rush-hour roadkill.

Firstly, you're jerking your little sausage way too much at home. Probably more than once a day, sheerly out of habit. You're too used to shooting your load only through the sensation of your hands and hence, when faced with a good old cheese pie, it feels alien. I bet you asked your girl to give you a little shake. Doesn't work too good, right? That's because girls usually don't have that much strength especially if she is inexperienced, or you're just not accustomed to a different stroking pattern.

Solution? Cut back on the porno and let the kettle boil a little longer. Cease all rubbing and wrist excercise activities if you anticipate a session within 2-3 days. The disadvantage to this, however, is that your love juice will probably stink a little more than how it usually smells. Kinda like spoilt milk, but worse. Too bad for the girl - but who gives a **** about her, hah!

Secondly, it's a mental thingy as well. You've spent the last few years, since that time you got your first bit of hair on your ugly ballsack, doing it alone. And now there's someone with you. Adds a subconscious-pressure, believe me. Just be patient, take it easy. Don't freak out. Alot of teenagers are facing this problem due to over-exposure to pornographic materials since they were twelve and under-exposure to the real deal.

What I can recommend you doing is try to get her to play out little fantasy. Maybe you always wanted to do doggy-style, or with her hands bound. Or your hands bound? Whatever works. I don't care. It helps, a little. Personally, I'm a big fan of male over female dominance, and you will be amazed by how many girls are turned on by their pet fantasies of being cute, little, helpless and innocent things. You will also be surprised, that many of them surprisingly enjoy dirty-talk. Call her a slut in bed. Spank her. Coax the devil out of her.

After a few sessions, you'll be spitting volcanoes in no time.

P.S : Yes, women generally enjoy playing the submissive one in bed. However, that attitude disappears the moment that moment is over. :(

RETARDED_MORON SG

It's a psychological thing.

I bet you only had your first pussy recently, am I right? Wait, don't bother telling me I'm right. I know I am.

I will tell you the two primary factors behind your predicament, assuming your partner is reasonably attractive and does not possess the looks of rush-hour roadkill.

After a few sessions, you'll be spitting volcanoes in no time.

P.S : Yes, women generally enjoy playing the submissive one in bed. However, that attitude disappears the moment that moment is over. :(

Your predictions are spot-on. Great advice too. Thanks!

FireIce SG

RJ too stressful?

RETARDED_MORON SG

RJ too stressful?

Nah, RJC was fine.

My endurance has always been poor, that's the prime reason, I think, that's stopping me from achieving bedroom nirvana. Any advice from a veteran like yourself for beginners like myself?

798 SG

I wonder if you know
How they wank in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (wank, wank, wank)
Fast and furious (wank, wank, wank)

SmallPanda SG

Nah, RJC was fine.

My endurance has always been poor, that's the prime reason, I think, that's stopping me from achieving bedroom nirvana. Any advice from a veteran like yourself for beginners like myself?

Be like a woman.

Do not just focus on your penis.

Your entire body can be an erogenous zone.

Try to achieve satisfaction without stimulating your dick and see where you go from there.

OneWithTheForce SG

iSpeak,

Nicely written reply. Always good to see an adult amongst the children :-)

noopi SG

Nah, RJC was fine.

My endurance has always been poor, that's the prime reason, I think, that's stopping me from achieving bedroom nirvana. Any advice from a veteran like yourself for beginners like myself?

rjc WAS fine?
u finished your As oredi?

so how did you do?
so you going to do medicine or law or what?

Cool-gal SG

ya, i think u're the only guy here who cannot achieve orgasm through sex.

end of discussion.

discuss others.

jay_rocks SG

When u joining national service?

BrUtUs SG

furious masturbation????

RETARDED_MORON SG

rjc WAS fine?
u finished your As oredi?

so how did you do?
so you going to do medicine or law or what?

I did well enough to qualify for any course, I think.

I've always been interested in medicine but many of my friends, teachers and even some psychology professionals have told me that my personality is much more suited to the law profession.

Conclusion? I'm still fighting with myself for the best choice.

magical_wen SG

fcuk spider