Yesterday night when I was on my way home, I met a 100kg fat,
short and ugly guy call devilplot!
devilplot: Hey you. I am devilplot
me: Oh. You are that moron devilplot in sgforums?
devilplot: Ya lah. I know I am a moron but you don't have to say
out so loud right
me: Ok. So moron, what do you want. I got no time to entertain
morons k
devilplot: I want to rape you. Don't resist or else I will kill
you.
me: Sian. You impotent and you got no lan jiao how you want to rape
me
devilplot: Can lah. You just put your lan jiao into my asshole and
let me shiok shiok can already what.
Than I took a knife and stab it into his asshole.
Ouch. That must have hurt alot for him 
