Why GOD created women

last SG · 2007-11-29T22:34:51+00:00

no leh. at least devilplot is not deprived and post retarded sex threads

constancebay SG

GOD yesterday appeared in my dream and told me the reasons why he created women and ask me to help him convey his reasons in sgforums.

So here I am typing out his purpose of creating women

1. So that we guys got chee bye to lick.

2. so that we guys got chee bye to suck

3. so that we guys got chee bye to wack.

4. so that we guys can shave chee bye hair.

5. so that we guys can smell chee bye and the hairs.

6. so that we guys can fcuk chee bye.

7. so that they can give birth to more females for us guys to fcuk and more males to fcuk the females.

8. so that guys can rape and kill the women.

9. so that guys can put objects into the vagina such as high heels, dollar notes, pen, firecackers etc into the vagina

10. so that guys will have sex slaves

11. so that there will be women to help us do blowjob.

12. so that there will be women to help us masterbate.

13. so that there wil be women to help us suck our nipples

14. so that there will be women to drink our sperm

15. so that there will be women to lick our as*hole

16. so that there will be women to smell our dick and underwear.

T E M P O SG

*Devilplot is on his/her way* Laughing Mad Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes

MidnightK SG

i think hades will appear in your dreams and take you away tonight..

de_middle SG

hopeless, using God's name in vain Neutral

popikachu SG

Laughing

sLeEpWaLkErInG SG

ya lor, so u cannot enjoy all these.

Remember these are all priveldges and not entitilements... Embarassed

Demonight SG

those are 16 reasons of wrong right there..u want to be noticed go out and do something meaningful with your life constancebay

dumbdumb! SG

haha which god you refering to? dunno about your god, but my God said:

"It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."

"In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself."

"However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband"

missqi SG

Rolling Eyes

798 SG

i agree wif most of the points except point 8. Embarassed

SBS3625D SG

Pathetic attempt!

Lorry` SG

i think TS most probably must have been dumped by women so.... that explains

Loser Rolling Eyes Laughing

thehappybunny SG

this is what you think of when you see your mum bend over to pick up trash cans?

ChingAlvin SG

go devil i sarport u!

seotiblizzard SG

Where is devilplot when we need u??

Aaron8209 SG

9. so that guys can put objects into the vagina such as high heels, dollar notes, pen, firecackers etc into the vagina

Laughing

798 SG

i rather have constancebay's threads anytime than seeing devilplot's lanjiao posts. Rolling Eyes

jondizzle foshizzle SG

Hmm...I'm not so sure. I think I prefer devilplot over this poon deprived loser.

swiftydonuts SG

...no comments...

gunner77 SG

u miss out 1 reason

17. So that devilpot will save them Laughing