What Is A Pervert?
Intro
Definition of Pervert
Characteristic of a pervert
Pervert from the dictionary
Conclusion
Intro
There are perverts all around the world, of all different races,
religions, and gender. Of course there are girl perverts, what are
you thinking? But let's leave that for now, we will solely
concentrate on male perverts here as a aid to the many confused
members here -- most of which are simply closet perverts who just
refuse to admit that they are a pervert.
Definition Of "Pervert"
A pervert is simply one who likes to look at the hot girls
according to their standards and their interpretation of "hot."
They like to look at girls, commonly know as chicks, seeking sexual
arousal and as a part of their nature. Revealing clothing or no
clothing at all is especially attractive to a pervert. A pervert
may feel the urge to browse the web for porn websites as they
cannot get "the real thing" in their hands as easily. Some perverts
might even try to spy on girl locker rooms/change rooms/ bedrooms
(etc...) to get "the real thing."
A pervert may not actually do any of these things, even having the
thought would classify you as a pervert -- it's as they say, "It's
the thought that counts," literally.
Characteristics Of A Pervert
A pervert may possess any of the characteristics below, or even
similar characteristics that I have left out. Having any one of
these charateristics will classify you as a pervert.
-checks out girls
-stares at hot girls
-stares at big boobs
-stares at nice booties
-fantisize about girls
-browses the web in search of eye-candy and/or pr0no
-has erotic thoughts about females
-thinks of "doing it" all the time
-discusses erotic subjects with friends as a common chatting
subject
-stares when chicks wear skimpy clothing
-often does bad on tests when the above occurs
etc....the list can go on forever, but you get my point...
Pervert From The Dictionary
Now, I'm not saying that things from the dictionary or dictionary
like resourses are entirely correct, as language changes and there
are slangs and such, but I need some filler, so here is the great
filler -- ripped straight from wekipedia.
Perversion
(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
Perversion is a derogatory term for deviation from the original
meaning or doctrine, literally "turning aside" from what is
perceived to be orthodox or normal. A pervert is a person in a
state of perversion. By apocopation a 'pervert' becomes a "perv" or
"pervo." These terms have two common usages:
-It often refers to "sexual perversion," more neutrally called a
paraphilia with some labeled as sex crimes. Also, sometimes being
called as a pervert means that the caller thought that the person
he or she called pervert has "dirty" unnatural ambiguous
thoughts.
-The term perversion was also used in the pre-Vatican II era by
some Roman Catholics to describe the process of converting from
Roman Catholicism to Protestantism. Whereas a protestant who joined
Roman Catholicism was described as a convert, a Catholic who became
a Protestant was called a pervert. The phrase is no longer used by
mainstream Catholicism, though a small conservative fringe do on
occasion still use it.
The verb form of the term, in general usage, simply means to turn
something away from its natural state (or what is perceived to be
its natural state.) For example, one might say that the modern film
version of Romeo and Juliet "perverted" the story.
Conclusion
I have come to the conclusion -- and I'm sure you have too -- that
all straight (non-homo) males are, in fact, perverts. Wow, that was
so very surprising (sarcasm being used), but there are some members
out there who are just so very clueless, and here is my aid to
them.
ALL NON-HOMO MALES ARE PERVERTS!!!
So say it loud and say it proud,
I AM A PERVERT!!!
One more thing, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, ROFL!!!
