Don't Take It Seriously
When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots
When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the
back?
When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a
while and then slowly fall back again.
When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest.
When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or
against the wall?
When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love
it.
