ok, taken from xiaxue's blog:
Top Seven Most Disgusting Bloggers (In the Singapore
blogosphere)
blah blah blah...
MAIA LEE
Every Monday, Shuyin and I will be vomiting while talking to each
other on msn, because Maia's blog entries are THAT
disgusting.
"Oh, please, stop asking me about Sly!" exclaims Maia repeatedly,
because, well, OF COURSE EVERYONE'S INTERESTED IN NEWS FROM 9,000
YEARS AGO.
But guess who talks about him all the time?
Even bothering to talk a photo like him, of course
Yup, you know, because Maia is really famous for her singing and
not that one-time scandal. Not. She know thats that's the only
thing interesting about her, and she is smart enough to bank on it
- all the time.
When I first joined Star blog, I was really surprised... Why does
Maia get 300 comments on each blog entry, when her entries are so
mundane?
Then I realised: More than half of the comments are left by
herself, because she spends like 24 hours a day chatting with the 3
or so people who read her blog. -_-
I can't even begin to describe how loserish that is for a so-called
celebrity, pandering to these loserish fans, so I'm just going to
continue quoting Maia's ludicrously contradicting entries:
I quote (from her blog title):
"I know a fellow Singaporean because he... just said my name. I'm
not famous, I'm just notorious."
Maia... Two words for you: HAS BEEN.
What were you, fifth in some contest 3 years ago? Who the fuck
remembers you?
My favourite blog entry from Maia is this one, about style.
She said, "I don't quite bother to dress up since I'm not exactly
anywhere near being ugly."
... except that every single photo she put up had her in
extravagant make-up and clothes that would take hours to
prepare.
If you are fucking vain, just fucking admit it instead of
pretending not to care!
"Don't bother to dress up" huh? "Not anywhere near ugly?" THEN WHY
DO TWO NOSE JOBS IF THAT'S NOT A PERMANENT "DRESS UP" TO COVER UP
UGLINESS??
My second favourite quote from Maia is this: "I have loads of
accessories, all in leather and metal studs. Rocker chains, belts,
cuffs, leash (hehe), gloves etc. Honestly they are heavy but I love
that biker-rocker look (but not the emo punk crap)."
Ok, ok, I get it.
So "biker-rocker look" is hot, but "emo punk" is crap.
I'd tell you what, Maia... BOTH ARE CRAP! They are stupid style
choices created by the media, and people who believe in these
stupid things enough are just, well, stupid!
Isn't it ridiculous that someone who is so into a stupid social
norm is calling another (similar) social norm crap?
It's like me saying I believe in golden unicorns but, oh, people
who believe in mermaids are dumb.
Having nothing interesting to say about girls serving National
service, Maia resorts to the oldest trick in the book:
Dressing up in some army print ribbon and calling it a day.
Boy, she does make it easy for women to respect her, doesn't
she?
When I said to a friend, "Why would she put up that picture? It
will just make all the girls disrespect and dislike her", my friend
replied, "Don't be stupid, all the girls already disrespect and
dislike her." - pretty to the point, my friend is.
Isn't it funny? Stomp forbade me to use the word "bastard", but
such respectable photos are allowed for the little children
supposedly reading Stomp for the star bloggers' intellectual views
on social issues!
If only I knew I was allowed to post up semi-naked photos! Maybe
then I won't get fired, dammit.
Last quote (She can start a quote book all by herself soon!):
Maia: Aawww... Julen, you made me cry.
Julen: Maia, you are such a softie lor.
Maia: Piang, of course I'm a softie. Rockers look tough but are
emotional people you know... and I cry all the time and I have to
smell my smelly pillow and carry it with me around the house.
OKIE............................ You got to forgive me for writing
this small snippet about you, but as you know, "professional
bloggers" are very critical on the outside, but lovely and warm on
the inside. "Rockers!!!" *Rolls eyes so hard they roll to the back
of my head*
The last time I heard, rockers all called themselves rockers, which
is why they are rock. MUAAHAHA
