Should be in Jokes and Humour Forum, but since it came to mind
here, I will post it here, also because I have post it there
already.
An East Russian woman was visiting her relatives in New York. On
her second day in the Big Apple, she wandered around, and saw a
supermarket. She wanted to get that sandwich filling she had the
day before.
In the supermarket, she was in for a culture shock, everything was
in English, and she can't speak a word of English.
She approached a staff, and tried to communicate to her what she
wanted, but with no success. The staff then called her manager, who
also had no success. He then told the Russian woman to sit at a
corner, and try to recall what it is that she wanted. And call him
when she knows.
The woman sat in the corner, trying to recall the name of the
sandwich.
Then an idea struck the woman.
In the obscure corner, the woman stuck her finger into her vagina,
then called the manager to come over quickly.
When the manager came over, she held her finger to this nose.
"Ahh! Saaaardines... " the manager exclaimed.
