A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked
him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to
say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him
and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are
in the confessional.
In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I
have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I
Committed adultery." Priest "How many times?" Woman "Three
times."
Priest "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no
more."
A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says
"Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest "What did you
do?"
Woman "I committed adultery." Priest "How many times?" Woman "Three
times." Priest "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and
sin no more."
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest
leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive
me for I have sinned."
Rabbi "What did you do?" Woman "I committed adultery." Rabbi "How
many times?" Woman "Just once." Rabbi "Go do it two more times. We
have a special this week, three for $ 5."