Can't post all 40 because it will be too long. These are the
first 20 mistakes.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes
her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your
money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate
kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,
there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're
trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That
hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which
you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she
turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's
avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when
they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth
them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like
they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are
highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck
them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending
they're a doggie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger
and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly
area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation
points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East
and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body
which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into
downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND
TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in
tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that
aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store
it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
along side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,
they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's
not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at
the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an
elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling
the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is
not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your
hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a
chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it
can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more
attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first,
then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get
her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees
are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some
move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a
couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks
first.
1 GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you
can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon
feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology.
Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or
stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding
concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the
whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her
pleasure too.
The rest,
learn it
