RAbedtimestories

last SG · 2007-04-06T10:19:02+00:00

actually, i prefer tempura vege n prawn udon

udontknowme SG

ok. because in noiseology the horny kids ask for RA bedtimestories...i have started a thread here Rolling Eyes

si toopid ito requested for two...my gawd...

udontknowme SG

first one requested by ito
'udon in playboy mansion' Rolling Eyes

kns...i dont even know what the hell playboy mansion is... Laughing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy_Mansion hehe...ok....

once upon a time
in the near future
udon came across a bery lovely beeg house
he went in, and killed everyone

then, he threw a lovely huge party where he raped every cute hamsum rich man's ass (which wasnt a lot cos there were few who were cuter and more hamsum than udon himself Sad )

the end Very Happy

udontknowme SG

next one by ito
'udon goes to geylang'

once upon a time
udon was in pluto
and was bored and hungry
and so he went to the airport at pluto and stole a plane
and flew to singapore
he landed somewhere
and asked someone 'where am i?'
the person said 'geylang lah'
so udon walked around after very politely thanking the person
suddenly...udon smelled SOMETHING!!!
wah...DURIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANY MANY DURIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg...so heavenly....
udon stole a ton and ate and ate and ate and ate~~!!!! *slurrrrp*
and died because he ate too much durians

the end~

udontknowme SG

by ah lua
'fug off udon'

once upon a time
like how it was everyday
in the past, the present and possibly the future
ah lua always said 'fug off udon' to udon
one day, someone said something, and someone else said something else
any so, ah lua no longer said 'fug off udon' to udon.
he said something else...
but still...it wasnt a good nice thing Crying or Very sad
he still broke udon's fragile little heart...

the end~

udontknowme SG

requested by
'the suduction of little lucy'

once upon a time
there was a chio and cute xmm named precious Embarassed
she had an adorable pet puppy named little lucy Very Happy

when precious meimei first saw little lucy (LL)
LL was just a little puppy and did not like precious at all
however, precious did this and that
and seduced LL
and so LL became her pet doggy

the end~

AndrewPKYap SG

as a writer you are so CMI but that's just my opinion - Laughing

udontknowme SG

bar and noiseology leh... Laughing

if i wanna write good stories...they also wont be in these two places...

SexyChin SG

Watch and learn from i am twat.

You still have long long way to go.

Laughing

Ito_^ SG

i requested two cuz u neber write any stories for the first one ma. Laughing and RA anot muz see whether ur mind is RA anot first.

udontknowme SG

i have no intentions to write such crap Laughing

i dont write to entertain BAR pple...

i write just so that those titles wont be hanging around

udontknowme SG

ud have better luck giving me a non-RA title Laughing

shandower SG

3/10 for effort. Mr. Green

udontknowme SG

sorry. i didnt put in any effort

Urroh SG

Rolling Eyes

turbo_drift SG

Rolling Eyes

Pitot SG

Rolling Eyes

^tamago^ SG

it's not supposed to be serious, dammit~ Laughing Razz

^tamago^ SG

it's ok lah... if u had time to write seriously then....... Laughing Razz

soulwinner SG

Neutral Neutral Neutral

mhcampboy SG

boriiing.