http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work he has sex with CARS.
And he admitted last night: Some men like boobs and bums, but I
much prefer curvy bodywork.
Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him
physically attracted to motors.
He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years
plus two motorboats and a pals JETSKI.
Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: A nice car for me is
a feast for the senses. Its about smells, feelings and tastes. If
I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know Id love to jump into bed with
it.
He has met more than 20 people online who have driven their cars
over for a service.
Most like to video Chris exhausting himself while they are
pleasuring THEMSELVES.
Chris said: Its all about imagination and creativity. Theres
more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and
delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.
And he bragged: I did have the exhausts custom made for one car
because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
The firm never asked why but I loved the view while she was up
on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of
cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but thats
going too far.
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