u get those yu sheng ingredients ready by buying a 'yu sheng
pack' from supermarket (got those sweet things, crackers, oil,
pepper n sweet sauce etc), n also shred some carrot n radish, n cut
up some raw fish n abalone....
den u dump everything in a clean bath tub...
den u n ur galfren get naked n go into the bath tub wif all those
yu sheng thingy, n toss n turn n throw the yu sheng bits up in the
air.... n juz toss n mix up the yu sheng wif ur hands. do it until
u n ur gf are totally covered wif all the carrot n radish shreds,
crackets, raw fish n etc...
u also must say auspicious chinese phrases while doing
this...
den u will eat n lick up the yusheng from ur gf's body n she will
do the same to u....
den continue to eat up the remaining yu sheng in the bath
tub.
den after tat perhaps u can haf sex wif her...
finally u n ur gf shower to wash off the stickiness... n then say
'huat ah!!!'
