There was this guy who always went out drinking with his
friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he
was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in
late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay
her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex
she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a
deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so
pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out
late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best
oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into
the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on
the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our
bedroom."
