Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying
to a supermodels' conference in Paris, when the captain of the
plane announces:
'We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an
emergency crash landing-assume the brace position
immediately!"
The three models start preparing for the worst.
Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her
face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing
fixing your face when we are about to crash!"
Claudia responds, "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will
search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces,
which is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh,
which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout, "Cindy, have you lost
your senses?
Why are you baring your b.reasts for everyone to see when we are
about to die?"
Cindy responds, "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful b.reasts,
which is why I am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to expose
her "love triangle".
Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell, "Naomi, are you crazy?
Why are you exposing your crutch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds, "B*tches, please! I know for a fact the
first thing the rescue workers look for is a black box!"
