Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell
anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair,
blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time
job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet
you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time.
You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an
extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would
say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they
tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So
that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything,
baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a
delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the
pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll
take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take
about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your
house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with
my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good
pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now
though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front
door now.
Bloodninja:How did you
know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't
hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk
inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get
nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out
of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the
bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a
towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist
the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As
I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and
Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I
blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through
the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of
s**t!!
DirtyKate:F**k you!!!
