rane SG go coat yr dick with diamonds lor!!! or have it coat with gold also can!!! after dat be prepared not to touch any female hor!! Siow !!!
Hamiltonian1125 SG That is simple....1st burn ur didi in extreme hot flame such that it become chao da....After converting ur didi into pure carbon, the next step is to change in to an allotrope of carbon by drastically changing the type of bonding between carbon atoms. To do so, expose ur chao da didi to extreme heat and pressure. After a significant long period of time.....ta da u have it...a didi that all women yearn for
Tan Ah Teck SG Roll your eyes like this 9999 times a day for 10 years. Then your dick will be hard like diamond.
Chuichi Koshiramaru SG I think TS wants to drill a hole in the ground using his diamond dick to bury himself 6-feet under to hide from all the shame he brought on himself.
Mrunknown SG bury ur didi underground for a million years and its harder than diamond man! but first nid chop it off hor