i beat my wanking record yesterday!

i wanked for a record of 12 times yesterday! Mr. Green beating my 11 times per day record held in 2002!

Laughing

Rolling Eyes

Very Happy
Now that you've attained your record...
I can yank your wanker off!
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*blood splatters...
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if i were u, i wun even wanna come into contact wif tat thing of his. Laughing

Try wanking 20 times than. Laughing

+1 Mr. Green

What’s the big deal. 12 times a day nothing much to shout about. Other wankers in the world have a better record than you.

Hmm 12 times… Don’t ya feel tired? I ever mast for my bf n my hand get numb easily

Congrats. Rolling Eyes

Later one eye monster cough blood or even EXPLODE!

+1!

so you've been trying for 5 years?? Rolling Eyes

U will die of over wanking (masturbation). Or kukujiao break and bleed ! Cool

Rolling Eyes

congrats.

its one of the tell tale signs that it will turn into the female genital. Mr. Green

+1.

You virtual wanker you. Laughing