The evil queen asked the magic mirror
"Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?"
The mirror replied "You are."
And she was happy
Paul Scholes asked the mirror "Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the
ugliest of them all?"
The mirror said "You are."
Scholes then yelled "But what about Rooney?"
The mirror replied "Oh yeah, He's the ugliest"
