The Anti-Moron software on my PC went crazy when I started to
read your post. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot
suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind.
Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some
idiot starts typing? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is
better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove
all doubt."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a
windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you?
I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the
same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like
such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your
weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you
to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face
that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Who am I
kidding? You would.
In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own
tongue and hurt yourself.