Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble
which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket
of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. I
suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed
glories as a mere typist.
If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in
your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Are you
always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today?
Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were
keyboard-less, too. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so
little and knows it so fluently."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the
punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go
ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser
if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if
your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or
if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out.
Nah, of course you would.
In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen
pineapple, asshole.
