Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the
last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get
even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the
nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the
door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these
blinds?"
