i want to have sex but

i have no girlfriend

i have no money to look for prostitutes

i am tired of masturbating

so how eh? Laughing

grab your neighbour.

fu.ck urself? Rolling Eyes

Rolling Eyes

like that i really pity u..

really..

land yourself in jail and drop the soap

go beg for sex?? Laughing

In your dreams lor…

one day save $1. then 1 month liao u can go geylang. like this u can go geylang every month. god luck.

Anal sex is also counted. Razz

Aural sex and Nasal sex also counted. Laughing

force your dick into any opening…

cut it off.

yi liao bai liao

fi dunno what its like to lose a banana. Sad

you mean you know how is it like ? Laughing

screw your own arsehole.

Look for your mother la...grandmother also can....

This guy should be banned.. Evil or Very Mad

do you have any friends who can hook you up??

or its just sad

cannot lah

life without a dick will be meaningless Sad

look for matthew lim li hao

for what Twisted Evil