Molest yourself
Your left hand touch your private parts and your right hand catch
it and shout, "Molest! Molest! Come, catch my left hand!! It tries
to molest me!"
Rape yourself
You are having some adult fun with your hands. During the process,
you keep screaming, "NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!".
After the whole thing, you weep and call the police. You tell them,
"My hand just rape me for (how long did you take for having
fun)"
After you have tried these, please do tell us is it fun or not.
