Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble
getting my penis erect. Can you help me?" After a complete
examination, the doctor tells him, "Well, the problem with you is
that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's
really nothing we can do for you unless you are willing to try an
experimental treatment." Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor says, "what we would do is take the muscles from
the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Bob
thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go
for it."
A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light to
use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the
city. In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs
that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the
pressure, Bob unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprang from
his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and
returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first and then
said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that
again?" Bob replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit
another roll in my ass."
