Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr
& Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when
they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents
found them the most suitable handsome guys. They got married and
were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their
daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on
their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them,"Your father and I
want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are
satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands'
curiosity, you all must use a code-name to describe your
experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng
got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter
and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the
newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah!
here it is!", exclaimed Mr Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered
was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY". Mr & Mrs Ng were
happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena.
The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the
neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE:
PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Mr & Mrs Ng jumped in joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still
no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter
came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read but Mrs Ng managed
to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why
Singapore Airlines?
Mr Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped
the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs Ng grabbed the page
and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off
her chair.
The motto was ... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY.
NON-STOP".
