my husband's performances is declining

is it because he is old?

bring your hubby here i train him

He is gay.

He's having other sessions outside apart from making it out with you... You've lost your appeal to him in getting him sustaining...

buy a handphone

I tink mebbe you dun inspire him enough lor!
Razz

wicked? Mr. Green

I think i need to rewrite another bar story again.

Later, now going for mom's birthday dinner. Mr. Green

No, because you're old.

Use whip! Laughing

Use chilli

it’s is because u troll too much

More likely becos u can turn him on.

If he cannot perform for you, I can Laughing

LAw of diminishing returns

Is it because he is only now giving up alcohol and hence am not wearing beer goggles anymore?

bcoz husband has marginal utility Laughing

Get him a rubber band Twisted Evil

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Guess who's back!