Another one.....
2 boys from the mountain, Leroy
and Jasper, have just been promoted from private to
sergeants.
They're out for a walk and Leroysays, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO
Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we are privates," protests Jasper. "We are sergeants now,"
says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, i'm gonna sit down
and have a drink."
"But we're privates," says jasper. "Are you blinf, boy?" asks
Leroy, pointing at his strips. "We're sergeants now."
So they have thier drink and pretty soon a hooker comes up to
Leroy. "You are cute," she says, "and i'd like to date you, butI've
got a bad case gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look
in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give
em the okay sign."
So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and give Leroy the big
okay sign.
2 weeks later, Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible
case gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says," why did you give me the okay,
sign?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the
privates." He then points to his stripes. "But we're sergeants
now!"
And also it pays to have knowledge & knowledge is power...
