Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's
junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss
Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal
size, and define the conditions."
Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that
is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.
Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question.
Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim
light."
"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three
things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two,
you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a
dreadful disappointment."
