[Elizabeth is burning all the rum]
Jack Sparrow: "No! Not good! Stop! Not good. . . What're you doing?
You're burning all the food, the shade ... the rum!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone!"
Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the
most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two, that signal is
over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is looking for me.
Do you really think there's even the slightest chance that they
won't see it?"
Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"
Can somebody answer this universal question of truth?
