We Invade Earth (The Haya-Burinii)

last SG · 2006-02-24T10:47:25+00:00

wow all so in to the topics of aliens. lols

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Just now I was consulting our Masitira Gusulka (prophet), Zih'Hara. He showed me a silver screen, and asked me to stare deep into the darkness. A vision appeared in my mind, a vision of what is to come in the very near future. It is the invasion of Earth by our forces actually. We call it the Haya-Burinii, or Declaration of Warfare. Take a look at what I saw:

playboy_1985 SG

please go back to MARS. Very Happy

LifeBeyondEarth SG

I am from Vascerii Gladius, not MARS, although we would very much like to study about the thriving ecology on Mars someday. Our skirmishers are already on the journey towards the red planet, but I mean no harm. I'm here just to study your species and document it in our list of sentient species in this arm of the galaxy. What do you call this galaxy? The Milky Way? We prefer to call it: The Yaj-Kul'har. In the tongue of the Maskereen, our ancestors, it means 'The Pond of Life'.

chunyong SG

Ito_^ SG

SI GINAH. WA SI LIM PEH.

798 SG

you reminded me of an oldie called jliu. his topic very weird also:

http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=11694

http://www.sgforums.com/?action=search&search_str=jliu

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Ahh!! I just had another vision! I saw our forces quickly decimating your cities and destroying your population. Enslavement shall begin soon after our forces wipe out all resistance! Our forces are still far from Earth, but very soon we'll come! Just you wait!!

SkatesFreako SG

LAME Confused

shandower SG

Uh..right…so which 4X game are those captures taken from? Anyone played Galactic Civilizations 2 yet?

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Emperor Sik'Tahu tells me this is no game. Our forces are already 30 light years away and will come very soon.

Alien Rival SG

Your forces are no match for ours in our domination of the Milky Way. Our forces are already garrisoned on planet earth & ready to take you head on. Your political system is obsolete. Bow down to our President His Excellency El-Elohim! Any resistance will be futile!

Unit-01 SG

*beep*

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Yaj-Kul'har is ours! Now and forever will be! We will seize whatever is yours, manipulate it in our favor. Emperor Sik'Tahu has 15 Masatoirs of 80000 troops each in over 6000 ships on the way towards planet Earth. Alien Rival, I assume you are human, no? If you are, then we shall discuss about each other's species so that I may understand you better, and you me. Now, lets not talk about war. It is a time of peace, is it not? Our forces are still light years away. We shall talk freely, as friends. Smile

Simple_Bear SG

*Yawns...

Can post something more interesting or nt?...

Mr. Green

Alien Rival SG

Your empire is puny. We will not listen to any threats. Our sub atomic particle beam cannons are already pointing in your direction awaiting your doomed arrival. Once you enter atmosphere, you will be blasted to pieces & roasted alive. No space cruiser armour can withstand our photon beam.

There can be peace only if you pay tribute to us & leave this planet alone. Yes, turn back now or face the consequences! This world is our colony. We will defend it & destroy any alien invaders trying to take over. Our forces have already been deeply entrenched on earth. No use battling us. We have other forces also surrounding this solar system. You cannot escape. Hahahaha...

LifeBeyondEarth SG

You lie! I have heard reports that the human species is free. Nothing controls it. If you have weapons on the planet, humans would know. But it is not the case! You deceive me, eh? When we capture you, your head shall roll (if you have a head, that is). Nothing defies the order of the Emperor.

tortoise55 SG

Rolling Eyes this picture look like its from a game called Dune

Alien Rival SG

Hahahaha... The humans are in a state of delusion. Hahahaha... They are not free! They are our slaves! We emit low frequency electromagnetic waves to control their minds. They will never detect this low freq waves. We have developed a cloaking system to hide our presence. We are invisible to them. So can we be invisible to your space cruisers. Surrender now or face the roasting! You are so easily deceived yourself. Ask your Emperor to bow down to our President! Or we will be the ones to chop off your Emperor's head & hang it as a tribute to our victory! Laughing

LifeBeyondEarth SG

How dare you speak of the Emperor! You’re new to this planet, but we’ve been here 14 years, constantly studying and observing them. We’re more adapted to this planet than you may ever think possible. An alien species, so well blended into a human society that although you may think you have the entire human race enslaved, we have discovered a small but growing band of survivors who are fighting to flee your control. Everyday our spies watch them. Once we have their allegiance, we would destroy every single outpost on this planet that belongs to you. We would lead the humans to freedom, to victory! And after the dust has settled, we shall recruit as many humans as possible and send another 50 Masatoirs of troops to your homeworld, if we ever find it. The humans study astronomy. Maybe they would know where your star system is. I would have to question them someday!

LazerLordz SG

Welcome to Earth.