LifeBeyondEarth SG It is we, people of Vascerii Gladius, who invented the alien tongue of Singlish. It is not you, dumb Nibiruan!
Alien Rival SG Our aim is to dominate ALL species in this universe. I say tribe bcos i treat you all with disdain. You all are but barbarians to us. Yes, why not talk & share our science & technology? No need to attack planet earth. Just leave them to us. We will agree to diplomatic talks when you leave the vicinity of this solar system after the talks have concluded. Just leave earth's bounty to us & we will leave your race alone. Is it set ok?
Alien Rival SG Yes, b4 you came invading we were already building our colonies under our cloaks of invisibility. So get out of here you understand!
Alien Rival SG No wonder so dumb! How dare you call us dumb! I will rather use ana tacticulus. Sounds vulgar to me. No wonder a vulgar race from an unknown planet.
LifeBeyondEarth SG Ok, I will send news of your word to the Emperor. Most likely he’ll halt the invasion of planet Earth, but our forces of Masatoir Troopers, numbering 1.2 million, will be at the edge of this solar system’s inner ring, that is near the asteroid belt. We’ll leave you to deal with the humans appropriately, but if the Emperor finds you rallying the humans to you, Sik’Tahu will show no mercy.
Alien Rival SG No withdraw completely from the solar system. How do we know you won't spring a surprise attack?
redarmyland SG yayaya….by the time any invading forces come…..americans woulf have send in all their 7000 ward heads and explode…which can kill abt 7 earths….good luck to the invading forces….
LifeBeyondEarth SG You forget nuclear warheads are projectiles. Our energy beams and can easily shift the force generated by the explosions back at them a thousandfold.
charlize SG Damn if the H5N1 virus don't wipe you all out before you can say "Ice Kachang. More attap chee please."
redarmyland SG dun you know isreal and USA have also invented laser beams?they are abt to mass produce it.....ur lasers are diffucult to penatrate the deep blue sea which are 10000metres deep....with the RUSSIAN typhoon submarine underwater it could shoot 20 8000km nuclear missiles at u .....the best time to use the missiles are when u all are recharging ur beams.....lol.......we will play a game of ''MUNICH'' when we send assasins around and kill the ones who plan the attack of the earth.......there shall be another independence day where the whole world is united against the invading forces.....u shall see thousands or ballastic missiles hidden in slavos firing at u when u are charging ur mighty weapon...u shall see F-15s,F-16s,F-18,F-17,F8m,su-27,su-37,mig29 firing improvised laser pod at space....have u watch ''asteriod'' this show?its abt 3 F-16s equipped with lasser shotting at huge rocks in space on a collusion course with earth this proves fighter jets can be equipped with lasser by the time ur invading forces come....and have u watch ''Armageddon''?if u have not please watch.... *BTW i dun believe in earth invasion ....why the hell am i talking so much?lol
redarmyland SG other than using military forces to repel the invasion…earth will give u SARS,mad cow disease,Bird flu,hand mouth foot disease,breast cancer,brain tumour,earthquakes,tsunamis,hurrican,floods,volcanoe eruptions etc until u cannot survive…...
LifeBeyondEarth SG Our spies have been on Earth for many years. We’ve become immune to your diseases, well most of them. We also have protective jellies that cover our entire body including mechanical parts. You cannot harm us with stupid viruses…